Entry #8: First Lines

This First Lines entry is the second submitted by Lynda Schab:

First let me say, my name is not Desi. But don’t tell my readers or they’ll start writing in to the Spring Lake Sun Times demanding to know the real name of their beloved columnist of “Single and Saved in the City.” Now, my little column tucked into the newspaper’s small Religion section isn’t exactly a magnet for hullabaloo. But if there is one thing I’ve learned in my two-year stint as Christian advice columnist it’s that religious people can get feisty from time to time.